Now is coward-killing time!
Great news today, people: Valve has announced more progress on the TF2 Heavy Update. They’re including 2 news maps, 3 new weapons, and a completely new gametype (we can only hope for VIP). Now, I’m not saying that I’m addicted to Heavy or anything, but this is going to be both a blessing and a curse. Not only will I be away all week next week, but everyone is going to be playing heavy. Everyone. Medics are going to love the free heal and assist points, and snipers are going to love the free headshots from thousands of heavies deciding that they’ll stop in chokehold points to spin up their gun. If you thought Pyro Fortress 2 was bad, just wait for Heavy Fortress. Of course, I’m sure my good friend Jeff Nadeau will love to go all sneaky-snake on the new heavies and up his backstab killcount. Oh well–so it goes.